Jingle Bells, Batman SmellsIn Gotham you can hear the sound of Christmas cheer,Jingle Bells, Batman Smells by Pink-katto
But Batman’s found no friends around, no one will come near.
Everybody knows he doesn’t wash his clothes,
With smelly socks and stinky jocks, Batman’s on the nose.
Oh, Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin flew away,
Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away, hey.
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin flew away,
Batmobile lost a wheel, oh Happy Christmas Day.
Batman says “Let’s go.” Robin says “No, no.”
“If you don’t wash your socks by gosh they’re gonna start to grow”
It’s no dynamic deal, your bouquet lacks appeal,
I can’t abide the smell inside your yuletide batmobile.”
Dashing through the night in three wheeled ‘batmo trike’.
Batman looks for Gotham crooks, the smell will win the fight.
The Joker he then spies, takes him by surprise,
Zap! Kapow! with BO now the Joker chokes and dies.
Santa in a trice arrives with good advice,
I was GOING to do some Youtube Fanfics.... but my favourite YouTuber's, the ones that I'm writing about, are reading fanfics for their channels. I chickened out. 🐔 . So, I'm doing my OTHER favourite thing besides Minecraft and YouTube... which is...
DC COMICS!!!!!!!!!!! You know.... Batman, Robin, Superman, Supergirl, Catwomen Two-Face, Killer-Croc, The Joker....
Before you go saying that I'm 'immature' just hear me out. I may like comics even though I'm 12, and a female, but, without OUR hero's... would we be able to be our own?